Upload anything roastable
Drop in a photo, resume, dating profile, or bio. There is no sign-up wall between you and your first roast.
AI roasts, ready to post
Upload yourself. Get roasted. Post the evidence.
Turn your photo, resume, or dating profile into a painfully specific AI roast—and a captioned clip built for the group chat and your feed.
No sign-up wall for your first roast. Takes less than 10 seconds.
Clip rendered
Your bio had confidence. The evidence did not.
Our promise
Savage, not careless.
Choices, not bodies
Guardrails keep protected traits and appearance out of bounds.
Specific, never canned
Every joke responds to what you actually upload.
Made for sharing
Captions and vertical formatting happen automatically.
From upload to aftermath
Four beats. One very public punchline.
Savage Clip turns the roast into the content. You bring the material; the app handles the writing, timing, captions, and crop.
Get a specific punchline
The AI finds the choices worth teasing and writes for timing—not a pile of generic insults.
Post the clip
Savage Clip automatically renders a captioned vertical clip sized for TikTok, Reels, and Stories.
Unlock another round
Share your result to unlock the next roast, then watch your friends enter the loop with their own uploads.
Pick your damage
Start free. Escalate for $4.99.
Try the loop before paying. Upgrade when one roast a day stops being enough.
Free
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Enough to discover how roastable your online presence really is.
- One roast every day
- Watermarked shareable clip
- Photo, resume, profile, or bio uploads
Roast Pass
Maximum damage$4.99/ month
Unlimited material, clean exports, and voices for every flavor of bad decision.
- Unlimited roasts
- No watermark
- Pirate, drill sergeant, and disappointed parent packs
- Share-ready vertical clips
Before you volunteer as tribute
Fair questions. Brutally clear answers.
Your turn
Give the group chat something worth opening.
Upload a photo, profile, bio, or resume. We will handle the punchline and make it ready to post.